Coffee 11:14 Wed Jun 14
Strawberry jam
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Innocuous
Uncontroversial
Reasonably tasty on toast, highly tasty on scones with clotted cream
Bonne Maman
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Vexed
8:28 Thu Jun 15
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Trevor B 3:39 Thu Jun 15
That's expert niggling right there. Bravo.
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Far Cough
8:27 Thu Jun 15
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Trev, HH in ten and smash the fuck out of him
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Trevor B
8:23 Thu Jun 15
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Reply Willtell 6:42 Thu Jun 15
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He does Swiss. He also knows her facebook page and where we live. He used to threaten us regularly under a different user name but he's just a keyboard warrior like you a bit actually...
What a really weird and freaky thing to make up. Fuck me you have really lost your marbles this time. I don't think I've ever encountered such a strange individual on here before, and that's saying quite something. What on earth do you get out of making up such things, especially at your age?
Utterly fucking pathetic.
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Gavros
8:03 Thu Jun 15
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I dunno will tell some blokes like a GILF. Not me
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ChesterRd
7:57 Thu Jun 15
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I prefer Wilkins strawberry jam, tiny tip I think it is called. Lovely. The French ones are nice as well. I've got some clotted cream and scones which I am having later but sadly only got morello cherry jam so not quite the same but tasty all the same.
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Justin P
7:42 Thu Jun 15
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Jam?
cunts
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Swiss.
7:34 Thu Jun 15
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"Keyboard warrior" ha ha ha. Is it the early 90s?
And Wiltell good on yer son marrying someone 20 years your junior
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Willtell
7:00 Thu Jun 15
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My wife is lovely Gavros but she is 54 so no leave it out...
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Gavros
6:57 Thu Jun 15
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you know the fucking rules.
no talk about actual real women (unlike Swiss's 'exploits') without a fucking LINK.
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Bromley Reject
6:54 Thu Jun 15
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I don't know if anyone here goes to the Basildon /Benfleet Sunday boot sale just by the big roundabout (on the London Road where it turns off to Canvey Way) but there's a bloke there who does a fantastic selection of homemade jam.
I myself have just begun a delicious MIXED FRUIT jar
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Willtell
6:42 Thu Jun 15
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He does Swiss. He also knows her facebook page and where we live. He used to threaten us regularly under a different user name but he's just a keyboard warrior like you a bit actually...
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Swiss.
5:53 Thu Jun 15
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Trevor B
Did you know Willtell has a 'real' wife?
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Trevor B
5:31 Thu Jun 15
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Gavvy
Do you think so? He probably needs an outlet seeing as his missus is fucking the onion delivery man.
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Willtell
5:28 Thu Jun 15
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It means that you're an argumentative dumb fuck so now you been toasted just fuck off and stop spamming threads.
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Gavros
5:28 Thu Jun 15
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it means he wants to bum you.
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Trevor B
5:24 Thu Jun 15
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What does that even mean?
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Willtell
5:23 Thu Jun 15
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Strawberry jam is very sweet - too sweet really. I prefer something like Trevor Bastard on toast...
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Trevor B
5:15 Thu Jun 15
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Oh dear, you really can't come up with anything better than repeat back to me something I've already said to you? When you can't even thin of an original comeback that is the sign of yet another on-line breakdown. Try to be more original Wilt.
Where have I insulted your wife? Very odd.
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Willtell
5:11 Thu Jun 15
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Trevor B 4:01 Thu Jun 15
There you are having a meltdown so just calm down you big girl's blouse. Every time I come on here I see you parading the forum when you clearly should be doing what you're paid to do.
So now you insult my wife to show us all who the real bellend is. I realise you only have online friends Trev but come on now, nurse wants you back off the computer and for you to take your calming pills so be a good boy....
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Gavros
4:58 Thu Jun 15
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things to eat with toast:
beans
bacon
egg
sausage
fried tomato
brown sauce
mustard
preferably at the same time.
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Agent Scud
4:56 Thu Jun 15
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Things that Scud likes on buttered toast for breakfast
1 Bonne Maman Wild Strawberry Jam
2. Bitter Orange Marmalade
3. Extra Strong Marmite
4. Dripping
Anything else is a bit shit really.
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